alright virginia

3 things:

1. why dmv, WHY./?//?? you have to be so rude, make me want to snap, and make everything so complicated. do you like rejecting me every time i go there? because you say “no” so happily and snidely (….word?). i just want to be a resident of your state. the least you can do is be nice. or else i’m never coming back and i’ll give all my taxes to pa. jerk. hey i have an idea, how about next time i go there with everything i need, you’ll actually help me?

2. check this out.

you might think i prepaid $7 inside cash, but i didn’t. i’m just that good–when i want to pump $7 worth on debit, boy you gotta know i’m gonna pump $7 flat. pwned all yall

3. this is every woman in charlottesville over the age of 28

https://i0.wp.com/www.bargains4babies.com/images/ktan_cocoa.gif

i don’t have nearly enough flowy dresses or multiracial babies to fit in!! oh charlottesville, you’re so progressive and earthy.

virginia, keep it beautiful.

also toddlers in tiaras. new season. next week.

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5 Responses to “alright virginia”

  1. Cassandra Says:

    “i don’t have nearly enough flowy dresses or multiracial babies to fit in!! oh charlottesville, you’re so progressive and earthy.” <— i had to come read it. way to quote yourself EXACTLY. also, GURLFRIEND, get ready to explore Cville and make it our town. love you.

  2. kabowdler Says:

    i can’t believe you’re officially going to live in VA….the south. yikes.

  3. heffalump Says:

    don’t worry when i adopt indian babies you can hang out with me all the time. i feel like this will give you more earthy cred by association

  4. rainsuki Says:

    hahaha multiracial babies…that’s awesome 😀

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